flodown

been sweatin’ in the haze all day

and somethin’s gotta take this edge away

the sun’s goin down and everyone around

is headed for the flo hoedown

freshened up and headed to the scene

rowdiest shindig I ever seen

a gathering of clowns from all the nearby towns

livin’ up the flo hoedown

got myself a drink and hit the floor

before too long came a knockin’ at the door

the law of the town, sheriff john brown

coming to bust the flo hoedown

all the faces turned to the man 

waiting for erroneous demand

glass of jack, surprise attack,

one more clown brown’s boogie bound

and there ain’t one frown at the flo hoedown

no there ain’t one frown at the flo hoedown